MJ jokes

Yes, I think it is a shocker that Michael Jackson died. But...I thought I would share some really funny jokes (in my opinion) that I heard!
#1. The autopsy confirmed it! Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Guess he ate a 12 year old wiener.
#2. Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted into logos for kids to play with.
Hahahahahahaha. I thought I would lighten the mood :)
I do however think it is more sad that Farrah Fawcett's death seems like chop liver compared to Michael Jackson's. On GMA this morning it was 95% Michael Jackson and 5% Farrah
:( It's going to get real old, real fast!